Whack The Paparazzi

You and your super famous, handsome lad have planned to spend a relaxing vacation on a private island. Just the two of you!! But your plans were spoiled by some annoying paparazzi. Now is time to give them a lesson: take your wooden mallet and whack the paparazzi as soon as you see them with a camera. Try not to let them get a picture off otherwise you could end up in the tabloids the next day looking mean with a wooden mallet. Which, you know, would damage the image of your boyfriend.